A love letter to Chardonnay

To my beloved Chardonnay,

The road to our love was a rocky one. I was a fool for turning away from the prospect of "us", but you never once gave up on me. Finally coming to the realization of your beauty, both inside and out, was a life changing moment.

In these past years I have fallen madly in love with you, Chardonnay. All I need to do to feel you again, to taste you again, is to close my eyes. The thought of your supple full body, so lush and creamy, so sexy, creates a thirst within me.

Don't you ever let the haters bring you down, for I will be right by your side. Anything But Chardonnay be damned! We will not let them destroy our love. Not today; not ever.

Forever and always,

Joey